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Lemon Zinger
02:26
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whisper what you wish for, your tea time dish
whisper what you wish for, your tea time dish
whisper what you wish for, your tea time dish
whisper what you wish for, your tea time dish
tarts, cookies, biscuits, snacks
lemon zinger, bringing biscuits, nibblet wishes, tea time dishes
lemon zinger, bringing biscuits, nibblet wishes, tea time dishes
backpack snacks for tea time hit the spot
tea and cookies is what we've got
backpack snacks for tea time hit the spot
tea and cookies is what we've got
flapjack picnics aren't as tidy as tea time
I brought my thermos, now it's you and me time
barbecues and bake sales aren't my style
slumber party tea time makes me smile
meep, meep, meep, meep
lemon zinger, bringing biscuits, nibblet wishes, tea time dishes
lemon zinger, bringing biscuits, nibblet wishes, tea time dishes
friends are super, now we're not alone
drinking tea and sharing jams and scones
whisper what you wish for, your tea time dish
whisper what you wish for, your tea time dish
whisper what you wish for, your tea time dish
whisper what you wish for, your tea time dish
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Liar Liar
03:25
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(2x)
liar liar liar vampire
liar liar liar vampire
liar liar liar vampire
suck my blood
liar liar liar liar liar liar
liar liar liar liar liar liar
liar liar liar liar liar liar
suck my blood
(2x)
flood my heart with your lies
you liar liar liar vampire
liar liar liar vampire
liar liar liar vampire
suck my blood
(2x)
higher higher higher on the wire
wire walker
fire fire fire fireman
sweet talker
(2x)
liar liar liar vampire
liar liar liar vampire
liar liar liar vampire
suck my blood
(2x)
fireman, save me from the wire walkin', sweet talkin'
valentine vampire, valentine vampire, valentine vampire
(2x)
liar liar liar vampire
liar liar liar vampire
liar liar liar vampire
suck my blood
why do your lies put gems in my eyes
why do your lies put gems in my eyes
why do your lies put gems in my eyes
liar liar liar vampire
liar liar liar vampire
liar liar liar vampire
suck my blood
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State Flower
03:38
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CHORUS!
our state flower is the poppy
yes it's cute but, please don't copy
we support our fellow kitten
and we hope that you'll be smitten
(2x)
it's a wonderful time of year
when the poppies appear
we're here to spread the message of the poppy
some may say the way they spread is sloppy
but it goes wherever the wind blows
and those orange petals are it's clothes
they've got a timeless fashion
a passion for mashin' up on the dance floor
no, that's not what we're here for
kitten copy, just planting a poppy on the dance floor
yeah, that's what we're here for!
CHORUS!
our state flower is the poppy
yes it's cute but, please don't copy
we support our fellow kitten
and we know that you'll be smitten
(2x)
it's a wonderful time of year
when the poppies appear
(2x)
that flower is a source of power
in springtime they'll be blooming on the hour
kitten's will you gather round?
grab a poppy seed and plant it in the ground
CHORUS!
our state flower is the poppy
yes it's cute but, please don't copy
we support our fellow kitten
and we know that you'll be smitten
(2x)
it's a wonderful time of year
when the poppies appear
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Paper Doll
05:20
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paper doll, she's got it all
paper dog, he's got a paper blog
paper mouse in his paper house
eating cheese, more paper please
paper doll and paper dog
invite paper mouse for a paper jog
lacing up their paper sneakers
sneaking peeks with their paper peepers
and paper girls in paper pantaloons
floating in on paper hot balloons
hot to paper trot, cool like swimming pool
mambo, cha cha and the fox trot
caught a paper doll in a paper trap
now she's shredding
hey, look at that!
paper is more than two dimensional
paper doll meetings are existential
pass that bon bons, pass the paper tea
we are paper doll, more than paper small
we are big time, in high demand
living the life in our giant paper doll land
(ROUND!)
aahhh...
two dogs, one spaghetti
paper doll, she's got it all
paper dog, he's got a paper blog
paper mouse in his paper house
eating cheese, more paper please
paper doll and paper dog interview paper mouse for their paper blog
"Mr. Paper Mouse, how did you get here?"
"Eating paper cheese, I think that's paper clear"
"And Mr. Paper Mouse, what are your paper goals?"
"Tracing paper, the kind with paper holes"
hot to paper trot, cool like swimming pools
mambo, cha cha and the fox trot
caught a paper doll in a paper trap
now she's shredding
hey look at that!
paper is more than two dimensional
paper doll meetings are existential
pass that bon bons, pass the paper tea
we are paper doll, more than paper small
we are big time, in high demand
living the life in our giant paper doll land
(ROUND!)
aahhh...
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Paws Out
03:09
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copy kittens, knitted mittens aren't as good as mine
copy kittens, shiny buttons are sewn on with twine
it may seem mean to disagree with copy kitten mimicry
ladies....
cattiness is not so nice
in fact it is cold as ice
so naughty kittens gather round
and join us in this joyful sound
CHORUS! (2x)
meow! meow! meow! meow!
paws out, claws retract
no kitten fights when you're out back
just happy purrs, no more grrrs
sure it's hard to play that card when kittens hiss in your backyard
individuality's a kitten's dream like bowls of cream
like tuna fish, white fish on rye
dishes of sweet mousey pie makes kittens cry tears of joy
those balls of string are perfect toys!
ladies...
cattiness is not so nice
in fact it is cold as ice
so naughty kittens gather round
and join us in this joyful sound
CHORUS! (2x)
meow! meow! meow! meow!
paws out, claws retract
no kitten fights when you're out back
just happy purrs, no more grrrs
sure it's hard to play that card when kittens hiss in your backyard
BRIDGE!
sharp kitten fangs
pangs of jealousy
I know I complain
still they don't hear me
we seem to agree that kitten kibble should be free
CHORUS! (2x)
meow! meow! meow! meow!
paws out, claws retract
no kitten fights when you're out back
just happy purrs, no more grrrs
sure it's hard to play that card when kittens hiss in your backyard
when kittens hiss in your backyard!
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Kittens and Mice Agree
03:39
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(2x) CHORUS!
kittens and mice agree
the best snack of all is string cheese
mice are rodents, kittens are smitten
sailing on a string cheese sea of meow mix
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
ow ow ow ow
ow ow ow ow
I just spranged my knee
ow ow ow
ow ow ow
I'm stuck in a tree
oh no, call the "Nino"
"Nino, nino, nino, nino, niii!"
"Nino, nino, nino, nino, niii!"
"Nino, nino, nino, nino, niii!"
(2x)
kittens like string
mice like string cheese
kittens like mice 'cause they taste like string
sing string! sing string!
string, string, string, string, string
string, string, string, string, string
now it's your turn to sing, STRING!
(2x)
string, string, string
(everyone!)
string, string, string, string, string, string
(2x) CHORUS!
kittens and mice agree
the best snack of all is string cheese
mice are rodents, kittens are smitten
sailing on a string cheese sea of meow mix
(whistle break!)
kittens can't play cat's cradle alone
and mice can't play cat's cradle with kittens
they don't even talk on the phone
kittens can't play cat's cradle alone
and mice can't play cat's cradle with kittens
they sure don't share their scones
(2x) CHORUS!
kittens and mice agree
the best snack of all is string cheese
mice are rodents, kittens are smitten
sailing on a string cheese sea of meow mix
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Cat Cat
04:06
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knitting sweatsuits by the river
shivering and cold and hungry for a snack, snack, snack, snack
snack, snack, snack, snack
look theres a cat (cat, cat, cat ,cat...)
that's one fatty cat (cat, cat, cat ,cat...)
it will be my snack (fat, fat, fat, fat...)
it will be my snack (fat, fat, fat, fat...)
it's a cat (snack!)
we've got a toaster by the river
ready to roast our snack of cat, cat, cat, cat
cat, cat, cat, cat
that's one fatty cat (fat, fat, fat, fat...)
that's one fatty cat (fat, fat, fat, fat...)
it will be my snack (snack, snack, snack, snack...)
it will be my snack (snack, snack, snack, snack...)
it's a cat (CAT!)
(recorder solo)
(call and response)
arugula and rosemary (repeat)
bacon hamburger with cheese (repeat)
and don't forget the side of peas (everyone)
(The Ukulady)
little girl with the shiny tears
missing her pal, who's soft and fluffy
(Gabby La La)
cat went wandering by the river
there was something he wanted to give her
he couldn't find it back at home
and so he started to roam
(repeat!)
little girl, her tears are so salty
a fluffy pal, we'll nibble with coffee
cat, cat, cat, cat
cat, cat, cat, cat
fat, fat, fat, fat
fat, fat, fat, fat
snack, snack, snack, snack
snack, snack, snack, snack
cat, cat, cat, cat
cat, cat, cat, cat
CAT, FAT, SNACK!!!
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Glow Worm
05:28
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(2x)
glow worm's got a sunburn
it's an owie so use aloe
located in the succulents
they're not cactus
so we'll practice sewing patches with the needle from the cactus
(2x)
glow worm's got a sunburn
it's an owie so use aloe
when succulents get tiny we refer to them as micro
growing in the city and immortalized in snow globes
(2x)
snow globe round as egg yolk
tiny splinter little winter
la la la la....
(2x)
snow worm bundled in pink fur
fluffy hoodie, he's a goody
(2x)
little worm city
wearing little worm suits
busy worm city
silk worm spinning
book worm reading
inch worm inching to the finish line
pass the baton and the winners will eat won tons
glow worm's got a sunburn
it's an owie so use aloe
snow globe round as egg yolk
tiny splinter little winter
snow worm bundled in pink fur
fluffy hoodie, he's a goody
(2x)
little worm city
wearing little worm suits
busy worm city
silk worm spinning
book worm reading
inch worm inching to the finish line
pass the baton and the winners will eat won tons
ROUND!
glow worm's got a sunburn
it's an owie so use aloe
snow globe round as egg yolk
tiny splinter little winter
snow worm bundled in pink fur
fluffy hoodie, he's a goody
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Sea Kitten
01:35
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you met a sailor who wanted to date you
he didn't know that sea kittens don't wear shoes
he wasn't into that, he wanted a girl in flat shoes
sea kittens don't wear shoes
sea kittens rarely get the blue
giant toothy grins
sparkling diamond teeth above their chin
where do I begin?
sea kitten
you met a sailor who wanted to wed you
he didn't know that sea kittens can't stay true
they like to play the field
BLTs at every meal
sea kittens can't go steady
sea kittens, they're just not ready
staying up all night, kitten fights
sleep till 2 woo woo in the afternooooooooooon!
sea kittens don't wear shoes
sea kittens rarely get the blues
giant toothy grins
sparkling diamond teeth above their chin
where do I begin?
sea kitten
sea kitten
sea kitten
sea kitten
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Kit'n'Tenders Urk, Netherlands
Kit'n'Tenders is the adorable Ukulele and Toy Accordion duo of The Ukulady and Gabby La La! KT (as our insanely happy fan
base lovingly calls us) plays original snack and kitten centric songs rooted in riverside hobo chic BBQs and close harmonies achieved only by a true appreciation of fried foods, front porches and smoothies.
p.s. We are allergic to Cats and mayonnaise!
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