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Tune Tales

by Kit'n'Tenders

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Tune Tales Theme Song 00:36
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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star 02:18
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Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are Up above the world so high, like a diamond in the sky Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are
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Twinkle Thins 00:28
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Twinkle Thins, Crispy Snacks for Stars Twinkle Thins, fill up your Star Snack Jar! Twinkle Thins! A snack Stars can't resist! Twinkle Thins, for stars and astronomists! When a star wants a snack! Twinkle Thins the perfect Star Snack Attack! Twinkle Thins!!!!
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The Muffin Man 01:20
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Do you know the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man Do you know the Muffin Man, he lives on Muffin lane Oh yes I know the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man Oh yes I know the Muffin Man, he lives on Muffin lane Do you know the Scone Lady, the Scone Lady, the Scone Lady Do you know the Scone Lady, she lives on Muffin lane How about Croissant Lad, Croissant Lad, Croissant Lad How about Croissant Lad, he lives on Muffin lane Muffins, Croissants, Scones they live on Muffin lane! Muffins, Croissants, Scones they live on Muffin lane!
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Detective Thins 00:32
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Detective Thins, a scrumptious snack for sleuths! Detective thins, a nosh when you're seeking truth! Detective Thins, a must-buy for private eyes! Detective Thins, a Sherlock Holmsey Whole Grain Surprise! When a Sleuth seeks a snack! Detective Thins, the perfect sleuth snack attack... detective thins yeah! yum!
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Skip To My Lou 02:39
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Skip, skip, skip to my Lou Skip, skip, skip to my Lou Skip, skip, skip to my Lou Skip to my Lou my darlin' Fly’s in the buttermilk, Shoo Fly Shoo! Skip to my Lou my darlin' Butter on the Bread, creamy and Soft Skip to my Lou my darlin' Chicken on the Trampoline Hop, Hop, Hop Skip to my Lou my darlin' Kitten in the Cookie Jar Eating Snacks Skip to my Lou my darlin' Prairie Dog in Hats with a Jaunty Bow Skip to my Lou my darlin' Weiner Dog Sighting, silky and sleek! Skip to my Lou my darlin' Skip, skip, skip to my Lou Skip, skip, skip to my Lou Skip, skip, skip to my Lou Skip to my Lou my darlin'
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Skipper Thins 00:33
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Skipper Thins, don't skip a chance to snack! On Skipper Thins, the snack aphrodesiac! Skipper Thins, crunchy nibs of glee! Skipper Thins, for skipping fans globally! When a skipper wants a a snack, Skipper Thins the perfect skip snack attack... skipper thins yeah!
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Row Row Row Your Boat 01:49
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Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily life is but a dream Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily life is but a dream Row, row, row your boat down the stream merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily life is but a dream Row your boat, row your boat gently, gently down the stream Row your boat, row your boat gently down the stream merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily life is but a dream Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily life is but a dream [part 2] Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily life is but a dream Row your boat, row your boat Gently, gently down the stream Merrily, merrily, row your boat Row your boat down the stream Row, row, row, row, row your boat Gently, merrily down the stream Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily life is but a dream A dream, a dream, a dream, a dream, a dream Merrily, merrily life is but a dream
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Rowboat Thins 00:34
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Rowboat Thins, tender, savory snacks for skiffs! Rowboat Thins, sing-a-long to our catchy riff! Rowboat Thins, pamper your boat tastebuds with Rowboat Thins, studded with Rowboat Meat nubs! When a Boat wants a Snack, Rowboat Thins, the perfect boat snack attack! Rowboat Thins! Yeah! Yum!
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Miss Susie 00:43
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Miss Susie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell Miss Susie went to heaven and the steamboat went to Hello operator, please give me number nine And if you disconnect me, I'll chop off your Behind the fridgerator, there lay a piece of glass Miss Susie sat upon it and it broke her little Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies The boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their Flys are in the city, the bees are in the park Miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the D A R K, D A R K DARK DARK DARK! Miss Susie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell Miss Susie went to heaven and the steamboat went to Hello operator, please give me number nine And if you disconnect me, I'll kick you from Behind the fridgerator, there lay a piece of glass Miss Susie sat upon it and broke her little Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies The boys are in the dressing room, pulling down their Flys are in the desert, the bees are in the park The boys and girls are kissing in the D A R K, D A R K DARK DARK DARK! Miss Susie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell Miss Susie went to heaven and the steamboat went to Hello operator, please give me number nine And if you disconnect me, I'll kick you from Behind the fridgerator, there lay a piece of glass Miss Susie sat upon it and broke her little Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies The boys are in the dressing room, zipping down their Flys are in the desert, the bees are in the park Miss Susie and her butler are kissing in the D A R K, D A R K DARK DARK DARK!
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Steamboat Thins 00:33
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Steamboat thins are better than Rowboat Crisps Steamboat thins are wispy and crispy! Steamboat thins are better than kayak crunch Steamboat thins, snacks for the boating bunch! When a steamboat wants a snack! Steamboat thins the perfect steamboat snack attack!

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Kit'n'Tenders reimagines classic kids songs with their signature tongue in cheek comedy and cartoonishly close harmonies. This collection also features KT on ukulele, sitar, piano, and drums plus Les Claypool plays bass on Muffin Man! Eat your heart out with KT's original "Thins Family Jingles," tossed into the mix for your listening enjoyment! You think you know these songs, but you have never heard them quite like this!

Celebrity guests of the all-star musical story podcast include Boots Riley as Skip Tomylou, Les Claypool as The Muffin Man, Jane Wiedlin of the GoGos as Twinkle the Little Star, drag queen Miss Coco Peru as Miss Susie (had a Steamboat) and Wavy Gravy as the Rowland the Rowboat!

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released February 23, 2023

Kit'n'Tenders are The Ukulady and Gabby La La!
All singing by Kit'n'Tenders
Ukulele - The Ukulady and Gabby La La
Sitar, Piano, Drums - Gabby La La
Bass on Muffin Man -Les Claypool
Banjo on Skip To My Lou by Pa Brown
Bass on Thins Jingles by Zach Shpizner
Mixed and mastered by Zach Shpizner and Brian Slusher

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Kit'n'Tenders is the adorable Ukulele and Toy Accordion duo of The Ukulady and Gabby La La! KT (as our insanely happy fan base lovingly calls us) plays original snack and kitten centric songs rooted in riverside hobo chic BBQs and close harmonies achieved only by a true appreciation of fried foods, front porches and smoothies.

p.s. We are allergic to Cats and mayonnaise! ... more

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